Hey dallas
Take note people.
“How are you today?” - “I’m still kickin’.”
When you start talking through your agenda and the audience is all…
“This isn’t what I imagined when you set up this meeting with me. Are we clear now?”…Which translates to…

And then my face says…

But my mouth says…

But in my mind I’m all…

…and…

…which escalates to…

…and then I imagine eating and drinking my feelings like this…


…but then I check back into reality just in time for “So we’re good here?”
To which I respond…

My fair lady with the ladies. @kendallanngibbs @khenson101 (at Central 214)
Happy Mother’s Day to the best role models a girl could ask for. #homesick
at Dodie’s Reef
Paradise ciiiiiiity. (at Dodie’s Reef)
at Mockingbird Taproom
Rocking a fur like a boss (at Voodoo)
Just tootling around with my main squeeze @khenson101 (at Voodoo)
From the bottom of the merch closet…I mean the archive… #history #hawaiianpunch (at Dr Pepper Snapple Group)
Brand history research just got really cool. (at Dr Pepper Snapple Group)
Get your head out of the gutter! That would be a meat bouquet for @thecheapbastard in honor of her James Beard award. In my center console. #ironfork (at Dallas Contemporary)
Re-enFACTments: Hi-Hi-Hi-Hi-Hi from Real Fact #760
Art Chef Jimmy Zhang thought he’d carved it all until Snapple presented Real Fact #760. Will he be able to put a dozing dolphin on his resume?
Brands celebrating random holidays on Facebook
It’s always challenging for a brand to stand out on holidays in social. Here is a collection of a few of my favorite executions from brands on Earth Day 2013.
















